mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(via spoken-not-written)

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17 hours ago

black-quadrant:

I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything

(via nyctaginia)

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17 hours ago

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

(via flirtytwink)

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17 hours ago

godofthedark-mischieflord:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#ARE THOSE FIREWORKS OR GUNSHOTS?#EITHER WAY ITS PROBABLY SOMETHING ILLEGAL

(Source: thatssoproblematic, via secreet-life-ofthe-teen-blogger)

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17 hours ago
sleepvevo:

what was the reasoning behind this

sleepvevo:

what was the reasoning behind this

(Source: slippinbeauty, via jerkidiot)

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17 hours ago

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

(Source: ihaveremade, via hi)

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18 hours ago

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via penfucker)

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20 hours ago

ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

(via hi)

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20 hours ago

atkid:

everyflight-beginswith-afall:

weaponizedwit:

cutintostars:

I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. 

Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

#tony stark does not share

"Iron Man 3: Tony Stark"

(Source: guardian-of-the-arc, via flirtytwink)

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20 hours ago

michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

(Source: xemkgx, via ollivander)

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20 hours ago
darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(Source: ofela, via hi)

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21 hours ago

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

(via rosaparking)

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22 hours ago
xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online


to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

(via penfucker)

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23 hours ago
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