hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

(via carryonmybitchjerk)

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1 hour ago

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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2 hours ago

My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

(via platekini)

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2 hours ago

bubbliciousbrie:

If your “body positivity” only includes curvy white girls with flat tummies I want nothing to do with it or you.

(via itsasapphirebunny)

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3 hours ago
darlinghanniechan:

Breaking news: WalMart has 15 dollar cosplay

darlinghanniechan:

Breaking news: WalMart has 15 dollar cosplay

(via very-killua)

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3 hours ago

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

(via bulbasaurclifford)

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3 hours ago
plot twist:an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie
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10 hours ago

wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

(Source: okaytrue, via bulbasaurclifford)

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